It was a saturday night and to me saturdays are party days so my dad and i went to a diner
( i forget the name). They have really good food but to many french fries. It's like a flea market on the menu. Pizza french fries, combo french fries, cheeseburger french fries, and i'm just staring at my dad and i give a sigh. Why you may ask? Because he's dozing off. My question is what type of guy falls asleep at a diner? Please if anyone did that once or twice or 100 million times please tell me. And it can't be cause you're drunk or you just broke up with a guy or a girl or vice versa ( wait that doesn't make any sense). It has to be because " you don't know why". Anyhoo on with my story. So this perky waitress with platinum blonde hair and a huge streak of pink comes and stands by our table, in my mind i say " Fantastic" cause i've seen these people before. They're in high school they have no idea what they're doing. All they know is that they're getting paid. " Okay so is anybody ready to order?" There's an awkward silence as i kick my dad to wake up. It fails. I tell her " Tell me about your french fries." And in her eyes i say her saying " Fantastic". I was about to say i know how you feel but i come across as a very weird person. If an 11 year old told you he knows how you feel you would be like " What do you care?" or " god you're freaky" or think to yourself " Oh, great another retard." It's like falling on your shoelace... no one cares. The thing is everyone expects someone to help them. Like a butler escorting you to the bathroom or your mom feeding you ( i hope it was when you were a baby but i shouldn't say anything). Anyway the main lesson you have got to learn is that no one cares if you fall or if you trip or if you don't do your homework or if you don't get presents on your girlfriends birthday. No one will care. It's weird cause the same thing happened to me at school. So i was playing soccer and i tripped. And i'm looking around like a paramedic is gonna do CPR or something like that. But as I'm waiting on the ground some kid i have no idea who says " Get up you retard" and i'm like thanks for the sympathy there buddy. But the thing i learned was that life is short and sometimes it will stink but you have to nourish it, don't throw it away by selling lemonade or cookies and hope to make money, ( that never works.) just go out there and be yourself and don't care what anybody thinks. Trust me, I care about what everyone thinks... I know, i'm a reatard.
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